Hurricane Angie = Shitstorm = Soon to be History aka Shitstory.
史 Shǐ history
使 shǐ Make
便 biàn Convenient by extension bathroom, including: shit.
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卫星 wèixīng satellite Guard + Star 捕捉 bǔzhuō Capture catch+grab 形成 xíngchéng Formed appear+achieve 雷达 léidá radar thunder+reach 设备 shèbèi equipment installation+preparation 追踪 zhuīzōng track chase+track 飓风 ju4feng1 hurricane
台风 tai2feng1 hurricane